The Prologue

Background
"You found yourselves naked, bound, and gagged in some sacks in a dark cavern&hellip;"

Objectives

 * 1) Free yourselves from the sacks
 * 2) Retrieve your items
 * 3) Escape the cavern

Awakening
You found yourselves naked, bound and gagged in some sacks in a dark cavern. You managed to free yourselves, while inadvertently drowning a tiefling. You freed two other compatriots, a human male and a half-elf female. The human tried to escape and fell, and was dragged off by the guards. The half-elf was paralyzed by a panic attack. Later she got horny, so she got horny (with the tieflings horns). At least one other dude got shish-kabobed by an errant spear.

You beat the crap out of two out of three guards. The last one ran away. One of them mentioned something about “recruits.”

You got your stuff back.

Cage Match
You found an arena of some sort with a cage match going on. A bunch of guards were standing at the top level watching and cheering. Rhys tried to play it cool but was noticed by the runaway guard. While the commotion was going on, Fidget released the contenders who ran to pummel the guards, creating a diversion. You moseyed on by, pilfering back a box belonging to Fidget.

Butcher
You walked through a room that seemed to be a butchery of some sort where it looked like losers from the cage matches were being chopped up into meat and repackaged as “.” The butcher waved Ulf on by while the rest of you snuck past.

Exploring
You found some on the tabbard. You each grabbed one, and some of you put it on.

Drop Off Point
You proceeded past some more rooms and guards, through twisty caverns. You found a few spots that were a “drop-off” point for new “recruits” with a few unlucky victims that didn’t make it.

The Study
You eventually found your way to some sort of study or annex where you saw a large, unusually handsome half-orc in a shouting at someone in an  about “needing more recruits.” You chopped up the half-orc, but the other fellow bolted out the door.

Escape
You exited the annex to find yourself on the side of a building with a sign, “Gretta Greygoose's Orphanage.” You skipped the nearest tavern in favor of one down the block, entitled, “The Flirty Fiend.”